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Addison's Fresh Verde Salsa

Avocado, cilantro, tomatillos, serrano, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Smoked Red Salsa

Post oak smoked tomato, jalapeno, onion, garlic, cilantro lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Avocado Pico De Gallo

Fresh house-made pico, avocado chunks, lime & sea salts, beef tallow fried chips.

House - Made Guacamole

Avocado, serrano, herbs, lime, sea salt, beef tallow fried chips.

White Queso

Creamy white queso, raw cheddar, fresh pico, beef tallow fried chips.

Loaded Queso 'Dillo Style'

Regenerative force of nature beef, fresh pico, guac, smoked salsa, beef tallow fried chips.

Pasture - Smoked Wings

1 lb. smoked wings, lime garlic buffalo sauce, poblano ranch.

Neon Twinkies

Regenerative brisket & manchego cheese stuffed, smoked bacon-wrapped jalapenos, poblano ranch.

Neon Nachos

Beef tallow tortilla chips, white queso, pico de gallo, house-pickled jalapeno, guacamole, smoked red salsa • Add Brisket or Chicken

Burgers & Bowls

Farmacy Burger

6 oz force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef, raw cheddar, house-pickled jalapenos, onions, tomato, bibb lettuce, habanero mustard.

Farmacy Bowl

Anasazi charro beans, Tex Mex rice, fresh pico de gallo, pickled onions & jalapenos, kale salad • Add Brisket or Chicken

The Garden

Neon Wedge with Sliced Brisket

ChatGPT said: Crisp farms butter lettuce, regenerative smoked brisket, pit-smoked corn, cherry tomatoes, manchego cheese, toasted pumpkin seeds, homemade poblano ranch.

Organic Chopped Kale Salad

Smoked pulled chicken, organic kale, manchego cheese, beef tallow tortilla strips, local cucumbers, pickled onions, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Texas Post Oak Smoked Meats

By the Pound: 1/3 lb | 1/2 lb | 1 lb • Served with tortillas & all the fixin's!

Force of Nature Brisket

Regenerative, grass-fed.

Capra Farms Texas Lamb

Grass-fed, carnitas style.

Force of Nature Sliced Tri - Tip

Regenerative, grass-fed.

Marinated Chicken

Pasture-raised, lemon & gaujillio, Mary's.

Origin Farms Pulled Pork

Pasture-raised, pastor style.

Sides

Neon Charro Beans

Hierloom anasazi beans, pit-smoked bacon.

Tex - Mex Style Rice

Carolina gold rice, beef tallow.

Neon Street Corn

Neon Caviar

White onion, lime, cilantro, sea salt.

Cucumber Salad

Sumac, cilantro & dill, toasted pumpkin seeds, lemon mustard vinaigrette.

Pit - Smoked Jalapenos & Beef Tallow Onions

Tex - Mex Potato Salad

Organic red potatoes, poblano ranch, smoked corn, cilantro, green onion, pickled onion.

Smoked Local Texas Oyster Mushrooms

Marinated & smoked, hi-fi mycology.

Little Dillos

Served with a small side of white queso & tortilla chips.

Lil 'Dillo Burger

Force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef cheeseburger.

Dig - In Dog

Force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef hot dog.

Quesa - Dillo

Smoked pulled chicken cheese, quesadilla on flour tortilla.

Dillo Packs

$22.00 per person • Build your own taco.

Smoked Chicken

Hierloom anazazi charro beans with smoked bacon | Regenerative Mexican-style rice | Smoked red salsa | Addie's fresh verde salsa | Beef tallow charred onions | Pit-smoked jalapenos | Warm corn tortillas | Beef tallow-fried corn tortilla chips

Smoked Brisket

Hierloom anazazi charro beans with smoked bacon | Regenerative Mexican-style rice | Smoked red salsa | Addie's fresh verde salsa | Beef tallow charred onions | Pit-smoked jalapenos | Warm corn tortillas | Beef tallow-fried corn tortilla chips

Add - On' S

Mexican Crema

16 oz $5.00 | 32 oz $10.00

Addie's Fresh Verde Salsa

16 oz $8.00 | 32 oz $6.00

Neon 'Dillo Smoked Salsa

16 oz $8.00 | 32 oz $16.00

Regenerative James Brand Mexican - Style Rice

16 oz $8.00 | 32 oz $16.00

Heirloom Anazazi Pinto Beans

16 oz $8.00 | 32 oz $16.00

Tex - Mex Potato Salad

16 oz $12.00 | 32 oz $24.00

Lemon - Garlic Guajillo Local Oyster Mushrooms

16 oz $12.00 | 32 oz $24.00

Avocado Pico

16 oz $14.00 | 32 oz $28.00

House - Made Guacamole

16 oz $18.00 | 32 oz $36.00

White Queso

$40.00/32 oz

Beverages

Dos XX

$4.00/each

Mcconauhaze

$4.00/each

Lone Star

$4.00/each

High Noon Watermelon

$5.00/each

House Margaritas

$10.00/each
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