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Shareables

Add +$9.00 each: brisket, pulled chicken, pastor pork, or lamb carnitas.

Addison's Fresh Verde Salsa

$6.00
Avocado, cilantro, tomatillos, serrano, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Smoked Red Salsa

$6.00
Post oak smoked tomato, jalapeno, onion, garlic, cilantro lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Avocado Pico De Gallo

$11.00
Fresh house-made pico, avocado chunks, lime & sea salts, beef tallow fried chips.

House - Made Guacamole

$11.00
Avocado, serrano, herbs, lime, sea salt, beef tallow fried chips.

White Queso

$11.00
Creamy white queso, raw cheddar, fresh pico, beef tallow fried chips.

Bowen's Loaded Queso

$15.00
Regenerative force of nature beef, fresh pico, guac, smoked salsa, beef tallow fried chips.

Pasture - Smoked Wings

$17.00
1 lb. smoked wings, lime garlic buffalo sauce, poblano ranch.

Neon Twinkies

$16.00
2 stuffed jumbo jalapenos stuffed with regenerative brisket & manchego cheese, wrapped in bacon smoked & sliced, served with poblano ranch & cilantro herb salsa | *After 4:00 pm only.

Dillo Nachos

$14.00
Beef tallow tortilla chips, white queso, pico de gallo, house-pickled jalapeno, guacamole, smoked red salsa.

Texas Post Oak Smoked Meats

Served with tortillas & all the fixin's!

Force of Nature Brisket

$13.00/1/3 lb
$19.00/1/2 lb
$38.00/1 lb
Regenerative, grass-fed.

Texas Lamb Carnitas Style

$14.00/1/3 lb
$20.00/1/2 lb
$39.00/1 lb
Grass-fed, capara farms.

Pollo Al Carbon

$15.00/1/2 Bird
$30.00/Full Bird
Pasture-raised, Mary's.

Pulled Pork Al Pastor

$9.00/1/3 lb
$14.00/1/2 lb
$28.00/1 lb
Pasture-raised, local.

Force of Nature Sliced Tri - Tip

$14.00/1/3 lb
$20.00/1/2 lb
$39.00/1 lb
Regenerative, grass-fed, cilantro herb salsa | *After 4:00 pm only.

The Garden

Kale Salad with Smoked Chicken

$19.00
Smoked pulled chicken, organic kale, Manchego cheese, beef tallow tortilla strips, local cucumbers, pickled onions, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette | No meat $11.00

Neon Wedge with Sliced Brisket

$20.00
Crisp farms butter lettuce, regenerative smoked brisket, pit-smoked corn, cherry tomatoes, Manchego cheese, toasted pumpkin seeds, homemade poblano ranch | No meat $12.00

Burgers & Bowls

Farmacy Burger

$15.00
6 oz force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef, raw cheddar, house-pickled jalapenos, onions, tomato, bibb lettuce, habanero mustard • Add Beef Tallow Chips & Salsa +$4.00 | Add Beef Tallow Chips & Queso +$6.00

Farmacy Bowl

$12.00
Anasazi charro beans, Tex Mex rice, fresh pico de gallo, pickled onions & jalapenos, kale salad • Add Brisket, Pulled Chicken, Pastor Pork, or Lamb Carnitas +$9.00 each

Sides

Tex - Mex Potato Salad

$5.00/6 oz
$10.00/12 oz
$22.00/32 oz
Organic red potatoes, poblano ranch, smoked corn, cilantro, green onion, pickled onion.

Neon Charro Beans

$5.00/6 oz
$10.00/12 oz
$22.00/32 oz
Hierloom anasazi beans, pit-smoked bacon.

Dillo Street Corn

$7.00/each
Whole smoked corn on the cob, poblano ranch, neon fajita seasoning, Manchego cheese, cilantro, lime.

Cold Cucumber Salad

$5.00/6 oz
$10.00/12 oz
$22.00/32 oz
Sumac | cilantro | dill, toasted pumpkin seeds, tomatillo, lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Tex - Mex Style Rice

$4.00/6 oz
$8.00/12 oz
$20.00/32 oz
Carolina gold rice, beef tallow.

Smoked Texas Oyster Mushrooms

$7.00/6 oz
$14.00/12 oz
$25.00/32 oz
Marinated & smoked, hi-fi mycology.

Diced Cabbage Slaw

$4.00/6 oz
$8.00/12 oz
$20.00/32 oz
Organic red & green cabbage, cilantro, dillo tangy slaw dressing.

Neon Caviar

$3.00/6 oz
$6.00/12 oz
$16.00/32 oz
White onion, lime, cilantro, sea salt.

Beef Tallow Charred Onions

$3.00/6 oz
$6.00/12 oz
$16.00/32 oz
Sliced onions cooked in local beef tallow

Bag of Beef Tallow Chips

$5.00/each

Pit - Smoked Jalapeno

$0.75/each

House - Pickled Jalapeno

$0.75/each

Smoked Beef Tallow Flour Tortillas

$4.00
Pack of two.

Little Dillos

Served with a small side of white queso & tortilla chips.

Lil 'Dillo Burger

$12.00
Force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef cheeseburger.

Dig - In Dog

$12.00
Force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef hot dog.

Quesa - Dillo

$12.00
Smoked pulled chicken cheese, quesadilla on flour tortilla.

Cocktails

Neon Rocks Rita

$13.00
Pantalones Organic Tequila, High Horse Orange Liqueur, Lime, Organic Cane Sugar.

Spiritual Cowboy

$14.00
Pantalones Organic Tequila, Ancho Reyes Poblano Liqueur, TX Piquin Pepper, Cucumber, Lime, Cane Sugar.

Vamos Gin Fig

$13.00
Ranch Organic Hill Country Gin, Ancho Reyes Chili Liqueur, Prickly Pear, Lime, Soda.

Moon Juice

$14.00
Rosaluna Mezcal, Coconut Water, Orange, Lime, Cane Sugar.

Hill Country Porch Swing

$15.00
Bahnbrakker Heferweizen Whiskey, TX Peach Tea, Lemon Juice, Cane Sugar.

Tex - Mex Sangria

$14.00
Pantalones Organic Blanco, Texas Red Wine, Blood Orange, Lime Juice, Mole Simple.

Mexican Coffee Cocktail

$12.00
Ranch Organic Hill Country Vodka, Evin Bean Coffee Liqueur, Cold Brew, House Rice Milk, Mexican Spices.

Nixta Old Fashioned

$15.00
Milam & Green Provisions, Nixta Corn Liqueur, Aztec Chocolate Bitters, Orange Bitters.

Frozens

Neon Rita

$13.00
Pantalones Organic Tequila, High Horse Orange Liqueur, Lime, Orange, Cane Sugar.

Smoked Pineapple Marg

$14.00
Pantalones Organic Tequila, Rosaluna Organic Mezcal, High Horse Orange Liqueur, Pineapple, Lime, Cane Sugar.

Horchata Colada

$14.00
Plantary Cut & Dry Coconut Rum, Plantary Dark Rum, House Rice Milk, Mole Simple.

Alcohol Alternatives

Best Day Na Kolsch

$6.00

Recess Margarita Mocktail

$9.00

Recess Paloma Mocktail

$9.00

Orange Sunshine THC Seltzer

$10.00

Hand - Squeezed Frozen Lemonade

$8.00
Austin Rhodes | Add a Shot of Jack! +$5.00

By the Glass

Sparkling

$11.00
Zardetto Brut Prosecco

White

$12.00
Grower Project Picpoul Blanc

Rose

$13.00
Jaclynn Renee Organ Ic Rose

Red

$12.00
Rolling Smoke BBQ Red | Llano V Ineyards

By the Bottle

William Chris Petnat Sparkling Rose

$48.00

La Valentia Chenin Blanc

$59.00

La Suberba Barbera

$44.00

Jaclynn Renee Mouvedre

$67.00

Siren Quarry Organic Zinfandel

$87.00

Jaclynn Renee Bordeaux Blend

$85.00

Canned

Vista Brewing Hive Mind

$10.00

Michelob Ultra

$4.50

Coors Lights

$4.50

Tecate

$4.50

Firemans 4

$6.00

Meanwhile Brewing Darling Lager

$6.00

Nutrl Watermelon Vodka Seltzer

$7.00

Refreshments

Iced Peach Tea

$4.00

Iced Green Tea

$4.00

Seasonal Agua Fresca

$5.00

Seasonal Lemonade

$5.00

Mexian Coke

$5.00

Dublin Dr Pepper

$5.00

Cold Brew on Draft

$6.00

Smoked Meats by The Pound

Served with:
- 6 corn tortillas per lb of meat
- Addison's fresh verde salsa
- Smoked red salsa
- Neon caviar

1 lb serves 2-3 | 5 lbs serves 12-15

Force of Nature Brisket

$38.00/1 lb
$175.00/5 lbs
Regenerative, grass-fed.

Texas Lamb Carnitas Style

$39.00/1 lb
$180.00/5 lbs
Grass-fed, capara farms.

Whole Bird Pollo Al Carbon

$30.00/1 lbs
$135.00/5 lbs
Pasture-raised, Mary's.

Pulled Pork Al Pastor

$28.00/1 lbs
$125.00/5 lbs
Pasture-raised, local.

Dips

By the quart | Serves 8-10

Addison’s Fresh Verde Salsa

$14.00
Avocado, cilantro, tomatillos, serrano, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Smoked Red Salsa

$14.00
Post oak smoked tomato, jalapeno, onion, garlic, cilantro, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Avocado Pico de Gallo

$24.00
Fresh house-made pico, avocado chunks, lime & sea salts, beef tallow fried chips.

House - Made Guacamole

$36.00
Avocado, serrano, herbs, lime, sea salt, and beef tallow fried chips.

White Queso

$36.00
Creamy white queso, raw cheddar, fresh pico, and beef tallow fried chips.

Shareables

Pasture - Smoked Wings

$75.00/5 lbs
1 lb smoked wings, lime garlic buffalo sauce, and poblano ranch.

Neon Twinkies

$65.00/Pack of 10
2 stuffed jumbo jalapenos stuffed with regenerative brisket & manchego cheese, wrapped in bacon, smoked & sliced, served with poblano ranch & cilantro herb salsa.

The Garden

Kale Salad

$120.00/10-15 servings
Organic kale, Manchego cheese, beef tallow tortilla strips, local cucumbers, pickled onions, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Sides

By the quart | Serves 4-5

Tex - Mex Potato Salad

$22.00
Organic red potatoes, poblano ranch, smoked corn, cilantro, green onion, and pickled onion.

Neon Charro Beans

$22.00
Heirloom anasazi beans, pit-smoked bacon.

Cold Cucumber Salad

$22.00
Sumac, cilantro, dill, toasted pumpkin seeds, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Tex - Mex Style Rice

$20.00
Carolina gold rice, beef tallow.

Smoked Texas Oyster Mushrooms

$25.00
Marinated & smoked, hi-fi mycology.

Diced Cabbage Slaw

$20.00
Organic red & green cabbage, cilantro, dill tangy slaw dressing.

Neon Caviar

$16.00
White onion, lime, cilantro, sea salt.

Beef Tallow Charred Onions

$16.00

12 Flour Tortillas

$20.00

Neon Rocks Margaritas

Neon Rocks Margaritas

$100.00/1/2 Gallon (10 Drinks)
$200.00/Gallon (20 Drinks)
Pantalones organic tequila, high horse orange liqueur, lime orange, cane sugar.
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