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Shareables

Add +$9.00 each: brisket, pulled chicken, pastor pork, or lamb carnitas.

Addison's Fresh Verde Salsa

$6.00
Avocado, cilantro, tomatillos, serrano, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Smoked Red Salsa

$6.00
Post oak smoked tomato, jalapeno, onion, garlic, cilantro lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Avocado Pico De Gallo

$11.00
Fresh house-made pico, avocado chunks, lime & sea salts, beef tallow fried chips.

House - Made Guacamole

$11.00
Avocado, serrano, herbs, lime, sea salt, beef tallow fried chips.

White Queso

$11.00
Creamy white queso, raw cheddar, fresh pico, beef tallow fried chips.

Bowen's Loaded Queso

$15.00
Regenerative force of nature beef, fresh pico, guac, smoked salsa, beef tallow fried chips.

Pasture - Smoked Wings

$17.00
1 lb. smoked wings, lime garlic buffalo sauce, poblano ranch.

Neon Twinkies

$16.00
2 stuffed jumbo jalapenos stuffed with regenerative brisket & manchego cheese, wrapped in bacon smoked & sliced, served with poblano ranch & cilantro herb salsa | *After 4:00 pm only.

Dillo Nachos

$14.00
Beef tallow tortilla chips, white queso, pico de gallo, house-pickled jalapeno, guacamole, smoked red salsa.

Texas Post Oak Smoked Meats

Served with tortillas & all the fixin's!

Force of Nature Brisket

1/3 lb $13.00 | 1/2 lb $19.00 | 1 lb $38.00 • Regenerative, grass-fed.

Texas Lamb Carnitas Style

1/3 lb $14.00 | 1/2 lb $20.00 | 1 lb $39.00 • Grass-fed, capara farms.

Pollo Al Carbon

1/2 bird $15.00 | Full bird $30.00 • Pasture-raised, Mary's.

Pulled Pork Al Pastor

1/3 lb $9.00 | 1/2 lb $14.00 | 1 lb $28.00 • Pasture-raised, local.

Force of Nature Sliced Tri - Tip

1/3 lb $14.00 | 1/2 lb $20.00 | 1 lb $39.00 • Regenerative, grass-fed, cilantro herb salsa | *After 4:00 pm only.

The Garden

Kale Salad with Smoked Chicken

$19.00
Smoked pulled chicken, organic kale, Manchego cheese, beef tallow tortilla strips, local cucumbers, pickled onions, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette | No meat $11.00

Neon Wedge with Sliced Brisket

$20.00
Crisp farms butter lettuce, regenerative smoked brisket, pit-smoked corn, cherry tomatoes, Manchego cheese, toasted pumpkin seeds, homemade poblano ranch | No meat $12.00

Burgers & Bowls

Farmacy Burger

$15.00
6 oz force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef, raw cheddar, house-pickled jalapenos, onions, tomato, bibb lettuce, habanero mustard • Add Beef Tallow Chips & Salsa +$4.00 | Add Beef Tallow Chips & Queso +$6.00

Farmacy Bowl

$12.00
Anasazi charro beans, Tex Mex rice, fresh pico de gallo, pickled onions & jalapenos, kale salad • Add Brisket, Pulled Chicken, Pastor Pork, or Lamb Carnitas +$9.00 each

Sides

Tex - Mex Potato Salad

6 oz $5.00 | 12 oz $10.00 | 32 oz $22.00 • Organic red potatoes, poblano ranch, smoked corn, cilantro, green onion, pickled onion.

Neon Charro Beans

6 oz $5.00 | 12 oz $10.00 | 32 oz $22.00 • Hierloom anasazi beans, pit-smoked bacon.

Dillo Street Corn

$7.00/each
Whole smoked corn on the cob, poblano ranch, neon fajita seasoning, Manchego cheese, cilantro, lime.

Cold Cucumber Salad

6 oz $5.00 | 12 oz $10.00 | 32 oz $22.00 • Sumac | cilantro | dill, toasted pumpkin seeds, tomatillo, lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Tex - Mex Style Rice

6 oz $4.00 | 12 oz $8.00 | 32 oz $20.00 • Carolina gold rice, beef tallow.

Smoked Texas Oyster Mushrooms

6 oz $7.00 | 12 oz $14.00 | 32 oz $25.00 • Marinated & smoked, hi-fi mycology.

Diced Cabbage Slaw

6 oz $4.00 | 12 oz $8.00 | 32 oz $20.00 • Organic red & green cabbage, cilantro, dillo tangy slaw dressing.

Neon Caviar

6 oz $3.00 | 12 oz $6.00 | 32 oz $16.00 • White onion, lime, cilantro, sea salt.

Beef Tallow Charred Onions

6 oz $3.00 | 12 oz $6.00 | 32 oz $16.00

Bag of Beef Tallow Chips

$5.00/each

Pit - Smoked Jalapeno

$0.75/each

House - Pickled Jalapeno

$0.75/each

Smoked Beef Tallow Flour Tortillas

$4.00
Pack of two.

Little Dillos

Served with a small side of white queso & tortilla chips.

Lil 'Dillo Burger

$12.00
Force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef cheeseburger.

Dig - In Dog

$12.00
Force of nature regenerative grass-fed beef hot dog.

Quesa - Dillo

$12.00
Smoked pulled chicken cheese, quesadilla on flour tortilla.

Smoked Meats by The Pound

Served with:
- 6 corn tortillas per lb of meat
- Addison's fresh verde salsa
- Smoked red salsa
- Neon caviar

1 lb serves 2-3 | 5 lbs serves 12-15

Force of Nature Brisket

1lb $38.00 | 5 lbs $175.00 • Regenerative, grass-fed.

Texas Lamb Carnitas Style

1lb $39.00 | 5 lbs $180.00 • Grass-fed, capara farms.

Whole Bird Pollo Al Carbon

1lb $30.00 | 5 lbs $135.00 • Pasture-raised, Mary's.

Pulled Pork Al Pastor

1lb $28.00 | 5 lbs $125.00 • Pasture-raised, local.

Dips

By the quart | Serves 8-10

Addison’s Fresh Verde Salsa

$14.00
Avocado, cilantro, tomatillos, serrano, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Smoked Red Salsa

$14.00
Post oak smoked tomato, jalapeno, onion, garlic, cilantro, lime, beef tallow fried chips.

Avocado Pico de Gallo

$24.00
Fresh house-made pico, avocado chunks, lime & sea salts, beef tallow fried chips.

House - Made Guacamole

$36.00
Avocado, serrano, herbs, lime, sea salt, and beef tallow fried chips.

White Queso

$36.00
Creamy white queso, raw cheddar, fresh pico, and beef tallow fried chips.

Shareables

Pasture - Smoked Wings

$75.00/5 lbs
1 lb smoked wings, lime garlic buffalo sauce, and poblano ranch.

Neon Twinkies

$65.00/Pack of 10
2 stuffed jumbo jalapenos stuffed with regenerative brisket & manchego cheese, wrapped in bacon, smoked & sliced, served with poblano ranch & cilantro herb salsa.

The Garden

Kale Salad

$120.00/10-15 servings
Organic kale, Manchego cheese, beef tallow tortilla strips, local cucumbers, pickled onions, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Sides

By the quart | Serves 4-5

Tex - Mex Potato Salad

$22.00
Organic red potatoes, poblano ranch, smoked corn, cilantro, green onion, and pickled onion.

Neon Charro Beans

$22.00
Heirloom anasazi beans, pit-smoked bacon.

Cold Cucumber Salad

$22.00
Sumac, cilantro, dill, toasted pumpkin seeds, tomatillo lemon garlic vinaigrette.

Tex - Mex Style Rice

$20.00
Carolina gold rice, beef tallow.

Smoked Texas Oyster Mushrooms

$25.00
Marinated & smoked, hi-fi mycology.

Diced Cabbage Slaw

$20.00
Organic red & green cabbage, cilantro, dill tangy slaw dressing.

Neon Caviar

$16.00
White onion, lime, cilantro, sea salt.

Beef Tallow Charred Onions

$16.00

12 Flour Tortillas

$20.00

Neon Rocks Margaritas

Neon Rocks Margaritas

1/2 gallon (10 drinks) $100.00 | 1 gallon (20 drinks) $200.00 • Pantalones organic tequila, high horse orange liqueur, lime orange, cane sugar.
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